White House Scandal Exposed

After months of investigation, agents Dunn & Hogan went undercover and dressed as a random middle age couple visiting a college bar. This bar just down the street from HQ was coincidently showing the final period of game 3 of Bruins/Penguins game. The increased traffic only made the apparent money laundering scheme more visible. Here is how it works. Just follow the flow of the money.

The government issues extremely low interest loans to college kids under the guise of getting a better education. In turn the local bars inflate their beer and wine prices ($7.50 for a local pint!). The college kids not really having worked for their $, spend it freely. Having such a good time the kids drink more than they should, thus unable to function at a higher level the next day for class. The entire campus is infected with this cheap money and as a group  must take more classes to be competitive. Fortunately everyone is infected with this cheap money, so everyone people must go to graduate school, and therefore ask for more cheap loans. So in reality the college kid is nothing more than a vector for money from the White House to the local bars, and the entire debauchery of beer/wine/liquor markets that serve them.

Cheers

T&C